More Funny Quotes About Money

“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.”

-Joseph Addison.

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.”

– Will Rogers

“Money talks, but to me it only says goodbye.”


“How do you make a million? You start with $900,000.

-Stephen Lewis

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

-Bo Derek

“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”

-Josh Billings

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.

– Kin Hubbard