Funny Life Quotes

Live life to the fullest… think of all the people on the Titanic who passed up chocolate dessert.


There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Woody Allen

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.

Lilly Tomlin

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

Charles M. Schulz

Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little.

~ Thomas Aloysius Dorgan

In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.

~ Kathleen Norris

“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”

- Anon

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.

Frank Lloyd Wright