Funny Golf Quotes

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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft… Today, it’s called golf.


Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Al Balska

“The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called it music.”


Some people think golf is a matter of life and death…I can assure them it is much more serious than that.

-Bill Shankly

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

-attributed to Mark Twain

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

-Will Rogers

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

Winston Churchhill