Funny Cat Quotes

People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.

Faith Rescind

Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.


There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

Albert Schweitzer

I’ve never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and expect to be fed and stroked, then want to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

Author Unknown

Those that dislike cats will be carried to the cemetery in the rain.

Dutch Proverb

The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal – it’s also the reason they hate birds.

K.C. Buffington

If purring could be encapsulated, it’d be the most powerful anti-depressant on the pharmaceutical market.

Alexis F. Hope