Funny Dog Quotes

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Bernard Williams A dog wags its tail with its heart. Martin Buxbaum My son was worried because every time a bell rang, our dog ran to the corner. I explained that this was normal since he was a Boxer. Del Hickon My […]

Funny Differences Between Dogs and Cats

  When dogs leap onto your bed, it’s because they adore being with you. When cats leap onto your bed, it’s because they adore your bed. Alisha Everett The dog is mentioned in the Bible eighteen times – the cat not even once. W. E. Farbstein Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message […]

Funny Differences Between Dogs and Cats

Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life. Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door. Dogs will sit, […]

Funny Dog Quotes

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money. Joe Weinstein I have a great dog. She’s half Lab, half pit bull. A good combination. Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she’ll bring it back to me. –Jimi Celeste Dogs are […]

Funny Dog Quotes

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. –Groucho Marx I know that dogs are pack animals, but it is difficult to imagine a pack of standard poodles… and if there was such a thing as a pack of standard poodles, where would they […]

Funny Dog Quotes

Never buy a pit bull from a one-armed man. Anonymous “Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.” Gene Hill A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him. Anonymous In order to keep a true perspective of one’s […]