Funny Cat Quotes

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days. Bill Dana My cat speaks sign language with her tail. Robert A. Stern Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won’t attack the mailman or eat […]

Funny Cat Quotes

People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life. Faith Rescind Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it. Unknown There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. Albert Schweitzer I’ve never understood why […]

Funny Differences Between Dogs and Cats

  When dogs leap onto your bed, it’s because they adore being with you. When cats leap onto your bed, it’s because they adore your bed. Alisha Everett The dog is mentioned in the Bible eighteen times – the cat not even once. W. E. Farbstein Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message […]

Funny Differences Between Dogs and Cats

Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life. Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door. Dogs will sit, […]

Funny Cat Quotes

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. Jeff Valdez “Every dog has his day- but the nights are reserved for the cats.” Anonymous The best things in life really are free. So, how many kittens do you want? Nancy Perdue “Dogs have owners, cats have staff.” […]