Funny Golf Quotes

Buy This at Allposters.com   Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft… Today, it’s called golf. Anon. Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards? Al Balska “The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes […]

Funny Life Quotes

Live life to the fullest… think of all the people on the Titanic who passed up chocolate dessert. Anon. There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Woody Allen The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat. […]

More Funny Quotes About Money

“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” -Joseph Addison. Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.” – Will Rogers “Money talks, but to me it only says goodbye.” Anonymous “How […]

Funny Quotes about Money

Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair. -Dorothy Parker I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. -Joe Louis Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. -Gittel Hudnick Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta […]

Funny Cat Quotes

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days. Bill Dana My cat speaks sign language with her tail. Robert A. Stern Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won’t attack the mailman or eat […]

Funny Dog Quotes

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Bernard Williams A dog wags its tail with its heart. Martin Buxbaum My son was worried because every time a bell rang, our dog ran to the corner. I explained that this was normal since he was a Boxer. Del Hickon My […]

Funny Housework Quotes

I never get tired of housework– I don’t do any. When guests come to visit, I just put out drop cloths and say we are painting -Joan Rivers Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. – Anne Gibbons Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the […]

Funny Cat Quotes

People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life. Faith Rescind Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it. Unknown There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. Albert Schweitzer I’ve never understood why […]

Funny Quotes About Housework

I think housework is far more tiring and frightening than hunting is, no comparison, and yet after hunting we had eggs with tea and were made to rest for hours, but after housework people expect one to go on just as if nothing special had happened. ~ Nancy Mitford Housework is something you do that […]

Funny Differences Between Dogs and Cats

  When dogs leap onto your bed, it’s because they adore being with you. When cats leap onto your bed, it’s because they adore your bed. Alisha Everett The dog is mentioned in the Bible eighteen times – the cat not even once. W. E. Farbstein Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message […]