Funny Dog Quotes

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Bernard Williams

A dog wags its tail with its heart.

Martin Buxbaum

My son was worried because every time a bell rang, our dog ran to the corner. I explained that this was normal since he was a Boxer.

Del Hickon

My goal in life is to become as wonderful as my dog thinks I am.

Toby and Eileen Green

“The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can’t afford to keep a yes-man.”

Robertson Davies

“From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.”

Louise Robinson